'WHY HAVE A VEGETARIAN THANKSGIVING?" - BEST ANSWER

• You can brag about pardoning a turkey
  
• You will stay awake for your entire favorite football game.
  
• Your sensible vegetarian kid won't have to boycott the family dinner.
  
•  Plant-based holiday roasts don’t have to carry government warning labels.
  
•  You won’t have to call poultry hotline to keep your family out of the hospital.
  
•  Your body will appreciate a holiday from the fat, cholesterol, and hormones.
  
•  You won’t sweat the environment and food resources devastation guilt trip.
  
•  You won’t spend a sleepless night wondering how the turkey lived and died.
  

- Bob Cartier in The Baltimore Sun