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From time to time, individuals compile hilarious announcements which appear in church bulletins. Here are some to lighten and brighten your day:
“The rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing ‘Break Forth into Joy.’”
“Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.”
“Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. - prayer and medication to follow.”
“At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.”
“The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus walks on water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Looking for Jesus.’”
“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.”
“Don’t let worry kill you off - let the church help.”
“The rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing ‘Break Forth into Joy.’”
“Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.”
“Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. - prayer and medication to follow.”
“At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.”
“The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus walks on water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Looking for Jesus.’”
“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.”
“Don’t let worry kill you off - let the church help.”
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