"Are my testicle black?" was the question the nurse heard. She became visibly concerned because, if that was true, something was terribly wrong. Quickly she lifted up his hospital gown, examined the are closely while holding his penis with one hand and his testicles with the other.
"There doesn't seem to be anything wrong, sir," she told him.
The patient removed his mask, smiled at her, and said very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was very nice. but listen very, very carefully - are-my-test-results-back?"
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